6 thoughts on “Twitter: RT @USATODAYsports: BCS …”
Sandy Underpants
So Oklahoma wins the 2004 National Championship 19-55?
kcatnd
More like “Oklahoma defeats by a score of 19 to .”
Photos from the game will show Oklahoma players lining up against nothing and being tackled by what appears to be air. And because he did not exist as a player in 2004, the paradoxical entity of Reggie Bush will slowly fade out of reality like Marty McFly in “Back to the Future.”
Everything you think you know cannot be, because it never was.
Sandy Underpants
And after a few seasons get voided Pete Carroll will be a .500 career coach.
Balance will be restored.
This feels like the end of REVENGE OF THE SITH.
Brendan Loy
Will my 2004-05 national championship banner, presently hanging in the girls’ play room, also slowly fade out of reality, Marty McFly-style? (GREAT SCOTT!)
Although in the new timeline, another event would AUTOMATICALLY replace defining day #4. Because Brendan would have already have written it. Unless . . .
Unless somehow, USC vacating that game made Brendan agonize hard over what 10 days he would pick, delaying his defining days of the decade EVEN MORE . . . GREAT SCOTT!
We need a Delorian . . . and 1.25 Gigawatts of power! Back . . . to the Future!
I was really thinking mind ray, but Back to the Future works so much better here.
RT @USATODAYsports: BCS policy could cost USC 2004 title if NCAA finds major violations http://bit.ly/c0Rm0x
So Oklahoma wins the 2004 National Championship 19-55?
More like “Oklahoma defeats by a score of 19 to .”
Photos from the game will show Oklahoma players lining up against nothing and being tackled by what appears to be air. And because he did not exist as a player in 2004, the paradoxical entity of Reggie Bush will slowly fade out of reality like Marty McFly in “Back to the Future.”
Everything you think you know cannot be, because it never was.
And after a few seasons get voided Pete Carroll will be a .500 career coach.
Balance will be restored.
This feels like the end of REVENGE OF THE SITH.
Will my 2004-05 national championship banner, presently hanging in the girls’ play room, also slowly fade out of reality, Marty McFly-style? (GREAT SCOTT!)
Will these blog posts disappear?
For that matter, will I be required by NCAA edict to select a new Defining Day of the Decade #4?
No, you won’t be able to select a new Defining Day of the Decade; you’ll have to vacate it.
GREAT SCOTT indeed.
Although in the new timeline, another event would AUTOMATICALLY replace defining day #4. Because Brendan would have already have written it. Unless . . .
Unless somehow, USC vacating that game made Brendan agonize hard over what 10 days he would pick, delaying his defining days of the decade EVEN MORE . . . GREAT SCOTT!
We need a Delorian . . . and 1.25 Gigawatts of power! Back . . . to the Future!
I was really thinking mind ray, but Back to the Future works so much better here.