Twitter: WOW! RT @denverpost: Gonzalez hits walkoff homer, completes cycle to lead Rockies to a 6-5 win over the cubs: http://dpo.st/b52Hef
Twitter: Someday our children will ask: Where were you? RT @TweetSmarter: Reminder!! 5 HOURS of Twitter maintenance begins 2 hours from now
Twitter: RT @SpaceflightNow: Part of the International Space Station’s cooling system has run into trouble. http://tinyurl.com/36dbrew
Twitter: #PANIC!!! RT @snarkandboobs: We have a Duck Crisis (TM) in my neighborhood, apparently http://twitpic.com/2akj5x | I blame Obama.
Twitter: Scheduled Twitter outage coming shortly. So basically just a normal evening on Twitter. #failwhale
Twitter: Apparently somebody got married today in upstate New York, or something. #chelseaocolypse
Twitter: RT @HurricaneAlerts: Pakistan monsoon floods kill at least 800 in deadliest weather disaster of 2010 http://bit.ly/depwGI
Twitter: Oh, that’ll go over well. #idiots RT @Drudge_Siren: Immigration Protesters Run Onto Baseball Field With Mexican Flags… http://plu.gd/9Sk
Twitter: #PANIC!!! RT @Drudge_Siren: 5-Foot Sand Shark Forces Closure of Snooki’s Beach… http://plu.gd/9Sm
Twitter: RT @LarrySessions: Mars not as big as Full Moon. Not 2010. Never! http://bit.ly/bnXJRb | This nonsense appears in email chains every summer.