PETA demands release of psychic ‘Octopus Paul’ – http://bit.ly/dCpnuO. PETA HAS OFFICIALLY GONE TOO FAR. #heh
4 thoughts on “Twitter: PETA demands release …”
David K.
It’s an octopus that can see the future. If he wanted to be free he never would have been captured in the first place!
Casey
David, it’s just that kind of knee-jerk anti-cephalopodism that has led to the sensless crunching of so many calamaris.
Octopi are remorseless killing machines with intelligence suited to that purpose. They must be allowed to evolve in nature until they achieve apex predator status and can feed on humans at will. To argue otherwise would be insensitive.
kcatnd
I’m stealing “Apex Predator Status” for a band/album name.
PETA demands release of psychic ‘Octopus Paul’ – http://bit.ly/dCpnuO. PETA HAS OFFICIALLY GONE TOO FAR. #heh
It’s an octopus that can see the future. If he wanted to be free he never would have been captured in the first place!
David, it’s just that kind of knee-jerk anti-cephalopodism that has led to the sensless crunching of so many calamaris.
Octopi are remorseless killing machines with intelligence suited to that purpose. They must be allowed to evolve in nature until they achieve apex predator status and can feed on humans at will. To argue otherwise would be insensitive.
I’m stealing “Apex Predator Status” for a band/album name.
Just remember…
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea:
Who died in a oil slick caused by BP: