Record, unexplained “collapse” of Earth’s upper atmosphere during recent solar minimum baffles scientists: http://is.gd/duMhO. Um, #PANIC!!!
Record, unexplained “collapse” of Earth’s upper atmosphere during recent solar minimum baffles scientists: http://is.gd/duMhO. Um, #PANIC!!!
My rewrite of the article:
Recently released data show that the upper atmosphere unexpectedly Mickelsoned during 2008 and 2009.
“Everything was going fine in 2007, and the upper atmosphere was just cruising along,” Mr. Scientist said. “Then it just Mickelsoned on us.”
The Mickelson of the upper atmosphere is not unprecedented. It also Mickelsoned some 43 years ago. And scientists reassure us that it the recent Mickelson not a threat.
“Even if the thermosphere were to completely Mickelson, humanity will be okay. So there’s no threat that humanity is about to Mickelson.”
hater
I actually really do like Mickelson. He’s good to the fans, he’s a good family man, and he is classy on the course, even when things go wrong. I just can’t pass up a good joke.
It’s just unexpected how unexpected/unexplained these unexpected things that go in unexpected cycles are to an unexpectedly high number of people …
(GACK ! I’m starting to read like the MSM here !)