RT @stevesilberman: Science headline of the week: “Monkeys hate flying squirrels, report monkey-annoyance experts” – http://bit.ly/9jMlpu
RT @stevesilberman: Science headline of the week: “Monkeys hate flying squirrels, report monkey-annoyance experts” – http://bit.ly/9jMlpu
My officemate and I have been cracking up about this headline all morning.
“What do you do for a living?”
“I am a monkey-annoyance expert.”
“How does one become a monkey-annoyance expert?”
“We annoy monkeys until we are really good at it.”
“How do you know when the monkey is annoyed?”
“They get agitated and fling their poo at you.”
“Um, that sounds pleasant. Does the job pay well?”
“Not really, but we get cool write-ups in magazines. And we get grants by Obama to get monkeys high on cocaine. Your stimulus dollars at work!”