Twitter: If any publishers would like me to write “The Idiot’s Guide to #PANIC” for them, I am open to all six- and seven-figure offers.
Twitter: RT @GeorgeSchroeder: Oregon State has painted practice field blue to help prepare for game at Boise State. Really.
Twitter: I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that. #PANIC RT @MelissaTweets: Firefox decided I needed to update RIGHT NOW so crashed on purpose.
Twitter: “Stocks rally to 4-month highs after economists report recession ended in June” …of 2009! There’s no way that’s the reason for rally. @cnn
Twitter: RT @iowahawkblog: @MelissaTweets having a witch in the Senate would totally mess up the weekly blood sacrifice to Kgsnarmo, Goatgod of employment
Twitter: CNN Breaking News — Stocks rally to 4-month highs after economists report recession ended in June. Dow finishes up 145 points.
Twitter: Racists. RT @buffzone: CU Buffs declare ‘blackout’ for Oct. 2 game against Georgia Bulldogs in Boulder http://ow.ly/2H3TF
Twitter: RT @NationalDebt $13,467,745,270,382.77 (+) #nationaldebt | #PA,NIC,PAN,ICP,ANI.C!
Twitter: Query for the tweet-masses: after Wazzu, what are the worst BCS football teams/programs, in order?
Twitter: Senate to vote Tuesday on whether to take up repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell” http://on.cnn.com/9937hz | I urge senators, “don’t vote no.”