BREAKING: Urban Meyer resigning, again

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One year after retiring and then un-retiring, Florida’s coach is stepping down, again. Retiring into obscurity, for real this time? Positioning himself to be the next head coach of Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos? Trying to secure the coveted title “The Brett Favre of Coaches” by un-resigning (again) next week? Joining the WAC as its eighth football member? Simply couldn’t stand hearing the Gators’ infernal fight song one more damn time? Acknowledging his PTSD as a wounded veteran of the SEC #WAR!!!? Discuss.

P.S. Is Urban Meyer’s departure from Florida good news for Stanford? Follow Matt Zemek’s logic on this:

[Florida’s] first call should go to [Mississippi State head coach] Dan Mullen… Because Mullen is at the forefront of Florida’s list…Michigan’s chances of winning the Gator Bowl [against Mississippi State] increase. Accordingly, Rich Rodriguez’s chances of staying in Ann Arbor increase. Accordingly, Jim Harbaugh’s chances of staying at Stanford one more year increase.

And you thought this Urban Meyer story was relevant only to Florida.

The coaching carousel: it’s a WAR!!!

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