Letting the fox gaurd the hen house…after he ate some hens.

So David Stern, idiot-in-chief Commisioner of the NBA, in his infiinte wisdom, has decided that Clay Bennett, who orchestrated the wholesale theft of the Sonic’s from Seattle to move them to his beloved Oklahoma City, is exactly the right person to be put in charge of the NBA’s relocation commitee.

Stern also announced the following appointments to other positions:
The CEO of BP will now head the Environmental Protection Agency.
Michael Vick has been named head of the ASPCA.
Sarah Palin has been named to head PETA.
Bill Gates will head the governments Anti-Trust division.
and finally, Snooki has been named the Dean of Harvard Univerisity.

I guess we will see now whether Bennett uses his new found power for good, and returns a team to Seattle, or for evil and make sure that never happens. I’m leaning toward the latter, and I don’t even LIKE the NBA.