[This post was originally published on The Living Room Tumblr.]
Last Thursday, the SyFy network aired an absurd, low-budget, deliberately campy made-for-TV movie called “Sharknado.” It was a ratings bust, but a Twitter blockbuster, starting on Wednesday when the final trailer hit the Interwebs, causing a frenzy of anticipation, commentary and snark – a “snark-nado,” if you will. As Thursday dawned, the use of #Sharknado ballooned on Twitter, and by the time the movie aired, it was a genuine Twitter phenomenon.
I would argue, in fact, that the #Sharknado of Thursday, July 11, 2013 may have been Twitter’s finest hour for absurdist comedy since the days leading up to the predicted #Rapture of May 21, 2011. I memorialized that event – which I now remember primarily as the source of a series of funny tweets that cemented my bipartisan, multifaith bromance with Zach Bloxham – with a blog post, so I thought I would do the same with #Sharknado.
After the jump is an embedded Storify archive of my tweets and RTs about #Sharknado – and, later, having fun with “-nado” as a generic suffix – but first, a few (okay, a bunch) of my favorites:
“Enough is enough! I have HAD it with these motherf***ing sharks in this motherf***ing tornado!!” #Sharknado
— Brendan Loy (@brendanloy)
A #Sharknado is a dangerous tool, Saruman.
— Brendan Loy (@brendanloy)
Guns don’t kill people. #Sharknado kills people.
— Brendan Loy (@brendanloy)
A group of cattle is called a herd. A group of geese is called a gaggle. A group of lawyers is called a #Sharknado.
— Brendan Loy (@brendanloy)
It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment and to underestimate the determination of the #Sharknado.
— Brendan Loy (@brendanloy)
Also, remember folks, it’s not officially a #Sharknado until the NWS confirms rotation. It could just be a severe #Sharkroburst.
— Brendan Loy (@brendanloy)
PHOTO: tonight’s forecast is quite ominous via @paulfox13. Hattip @sheenaparveen #sharknado pic.twitter.com/J43KzKuOiM
— Dave Schrader (@dcschrader)
Please tell me @GovChristie makes a cameo in #Sharknado, telling everyone to “GET THE HELL OFF THE BEACH!!!” #SharkRINO
— Brendan Loy (@brendanloy)
Sequel to Sharknado will be “Bearecho,” in which vicious straight-line winds carry grizzly bears from the Rockies into Chicago.
— Bill Hobbs (@billhobbs)
Judging by my Twitter feed, Sharknado is the most politically uniting thing to happen to America for a decade.
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke)
Before #Sharknado, we spoke of red states and blue states. Tonight, we are one America again.
— Adam Bonin (@adambonin)
This just became not just the best piece of art ever, but humanity’s crowning achievement #SharkNado @syfy
— Jon Leone (@jon_aote)
America: The Empire gave you tea, civilisation and the English language – and you responded with #Sharknado.
— The Dowager Countess (@theLadyGrantham)
Next on SyFy: #CANTORRICANE! A landfalling Category 7 monster hits an illicit human cloning facility & creates an army of @jimcantore clones
— Brendan Loy (@brendanloy)
Helpless Floridians flee in terror as the #CANTORRICANE hurls thousands of airborne @JimCantore clones at them. Only Tara Reid can save them
— Brendan Loy (@brendanloy)
@brendanloy love it!!
— Jim Cantore (@JimCantore)
“Where were you?” moments through history: Pearl Harbor. JFK assassination. Challenger disaster. OJ verdict. 9/11. #Sharknado.
— Brendan Loy (@brendanloy)
SCOTUS lets the gays get married, and the next thing we know, #Sharknado. @RickSantorum tried to warn us…
— Brendan Loy (@brendanloy)
#SHARKNADO!! RT @BFerguson7News: Funnel cloud near Pikes Peak, CO! Photo by Jake Lueders http://t.co/zAv0IxKKmk pic.twitter.com/SEXDzC6ayc
— Brendan Loy (@brendanloy)
As if #waldoflood wasn’t bad enough, now Pikes Peak #sharknado may hurl sharks at Manitou Springs. Ready your chainsaws, @ILoveManitou! 😉
— Brendan Loy (@brendanloy)
No sharks, YET. RT @brendanloy: Indeed! pic.twitter.com/chkru2tiNk Thankfully no sharks. #Sharknado RT @CBS4Tim Sudden downpour in #Stapleton!
— Tim Wieland (@CBS4Tim)
There was also, in the aftermath of #Sharknado, my invention (well, quasi-invention; I came up with it myself, but later eventually saw that a few others had gotten there first) of the term “derpnado” to describe Twitter’s periodic outbursts of political absurdity at the latest Outrage of the Moment. Here are some tweets on that:
I almost just argued with someone on the Internet. Stopped myself just in time. Close call. #phew #derpnado
— Brendan Loy (@brendanloy)
@brendanloy Did you just term a new Hashtag? #Derpnado – Nice!
— Close Danger (@CloseDanger)
Ah, so I see the verdict came out while I was putting the girls to bed. Time to put Twitter away for the night and avoid the #derpnado.
— Brendan Loy (@brendanloy)
To be clear, it was going to be a #derpnado regardless of outcome. Anyway, g’nite, Twitter.
— Brendan Loy (@brendanloy)
@brendanloy Derpnado? I like that term, it’s descriptive.
— Richard Willis (@elephande)
@elephande If I have anything to say about it, #derpnado meme may be #Sharknado’s legacy. It perfectly describes Twitter nonsense explosions
— Brendan Loy (@brendanloy)
@mikebonfanti @brendanloy So much derpnado since last night. So. Much.
— Cait (@nolanolegal)
The #derpnado is strong, my lord. Its roots go deep.
— Brendan Loy (@brendanloy)
So, there you go. 🙂 An even fuller history of #Sharknado and its aftermath, as told by my Twitter feed, is after the jump.