So … I haven’t posted anything here in like four months … I let my lockdown diaries blog project wither & die … I have plenty of nuanced, longer-form thoughts about a variety of important topics that I would theoretically like to blog about, but I never simultaneously have both the time and the motivation … etc., etc. …
But hey, how about a blog post that’s just jokes & memes about voter fraud by koalas?
are… are koalas often present at crime scenes?? https://t.co/aMAdfV6Bda
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
good point. koalas are a known voter fraud threat. we'd better have a total and complete shutdown of the election until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL KOALA VOTES! SAD! https://t.co/FFXpi594Yj
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
Kamala Harris = Koala Harris?#KoalaKonspiracy #KAnon
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
wake up sheeple https://t.co/LAT6EIBvC2
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
Have you noticed that women whose names start with K keep surging to the top of Biden's shortlist? COINCIDENCE???#Kamala #Karen #Keisha #Koala pic.twitter.com/zKbUJygn2n
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
OMG I JUST REALIZED — YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS A NAME THAT STARTS WITH K??#KoalaKonspiracy #KAnon pic.twitter.com/41wW5AFvxY
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
Lolz. He wouldn’t know, he’s a Kiwi. Also, be careful with koalas- they aren’t cuddly and are known to spread some interesting diseases
— Christianne Harder (@CNHarder) August 5, 2020
stop making me laugh!
— Christianne Harder (@CNHarder) August 5, 2020
OH SHIT THE KOALAS HAVE A SECRET POLICE#KoalaKonspiracy #KAnon https://t.co/rwnGADgZqb
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
I mean, I think @CNHarder literally just said that, right? https://t.co/DZB20FCT55#InterestingDiseases #KoalaKovid #KAnon
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
…or maybe it's *already* too late…#KoalasCausedCOVID #MoreLikeKOVID #amiright#KoalaKonspiracy #KAnon
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
😆😂🤣https://t.co/DZB20FCT55
KOALA KONSPIRACY! #KAnon #KOVID https://t.co/GsR8gS0qFW
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
some of them, I'm sure, are good people https://t.co/gJrzloBRqx pic.twitter.com/PnkILNo8Co
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
ME: all right, yesterday was kind of slow, need to bill some solid hours today
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
ALSO ME: *tweets koala voter fraud memes for an hour-and-a-half*
or should i say… #kontent pic.twitter.com/OWqChxWb2v
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
UPDATE:
I’m. Just. Asking. Questions.#KoalaKonspiracy #KAnon https://t.co/rmhqIkeX1t pic.twitter.com/RxI4vlzJiZ
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
KAMALA THE KOALA KOP https://t.co/mD18pfHtyL
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice, and moderation in the pursuit of koalas is no virtue
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
🤣
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
This entire thing is mostly just a series of #dadjokes involving misspelling words to start with "K" instead of C." #KamalaTheKoalaKop 😆
Also, even though it has zero Likes or RTs, this is secretly the funniest #KoalaKonspiracy tweet: https://t.co/MaCZbqzNYa
.@ProjectLincoln Why wont the Mainstream Media report on the Koala Konspiracy?!?!?
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
Are they in the pocket of Big Marsupial???
LEARN THE TRUTH at https://t.co/t5eO1PRNms#KoalaKonspiracy #KAnon #KOVID pic.twitter.com/qhs1rWfmqG
The truth is out there. #KAnon #KOVID #KoalaKonspiracy
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
#Koala5G #PANIC pic.twitter.com/ZNiymsNss7
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
P.S. One more:
🎵 We begged & we pleaded, "Please get help, Kanye"
— @MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) (@MileHightheGrey) August 5, 2020
We managed to keep him at home for a day
But #koalas barged in, and they took him away
Now their K propaganda's
Caused him to command us
To meet their demands for petitions each day
And go wa-wa-wa-wa, waltzing with bears… 🎵 pic.twitter.com/nC7NnDK5bW