BIDEN ADVISERS:
🎵 It might be nice, it might be nice
To have Dubya on your side 🎵
TRUMP ADVISERS:
🎵 Think less (Trump!)
Lie more (Trump!)
Don’t let them know the ’rona had you close to death’s door (Trump!)
PENCE:
🎵 Shake hands with him (Trump!)
Infect her (Trump!)
TRUMP:
🎵 It’s 2020, chumps!
Take off your masks
And vote for Trump!
LEFTISTS:
🎵 I don’t like Biden
Yeah, but Bernie lost. That’s just defeatist.
And Kamala?
In love with cops, like some white elitist!
🎵 I like that AOC
I can’t believe she follows me!
She penned the Green New Deal
Just wait till ’24, you’ll see
NEVER TRUMPERS:
🎵 Dear Mr. W. Bush
Fellow conservatives would like to know how you’ll be voting
(It’s quiet, my ranch)
🎵 Dear Mr. W. Bush
This guy’s a dangerous disgrace, so who are you promoting?
(It’s quiet, my ranch)
🎵 Biden or Trump?
We know it’s lose-lose
🎵 Biden or Trump?
But now we have to choose
BUSH: Well, if it isn’t Donald Trump. Sir.
TRUMP: Hey there, loser!
BUSH: You’ve created quite a stir, sir.
TRUMP: I didn’t lose a war!
BUSH: You’re obviously flailing.
TRUMP: Fake!
BUSH: How’s COVID?
TRUMP: Honestly, it’s kinda draining.
BUSH: Trump—
TRUMP: Sir?
BUSH: Is there anyone left who likes you? Your approval ratings…
TRUMP: You know what?
BUSH: What?
TRUMP: They’re still higher than you.
🎵 If you had to choose, if you had to choose… 🎵
BIDEN: Texas is tied!
🎵 If you had to choose, if you had to choose… 🎵
BIDEN ADVISERS: It’s up to the suburbs.
🎵 If you had to choose, if you had to choose… 🎵
BIDEN & ADVISERS: It’s up to Dubya?!
🎵 Choose, choose, choose… 🎵
BUSH: Yo!
🎵 Conservatives are asking to hear my voice (Oh!)
Texas voters are facing a difficult choice (Oh!)
And if you were to ask me who I’d promote… (Oh!)
🎵 …Joe Biden has my vote
(Ohhh!)
🎵 I have never liked liberals,
and they hate me too
(Oh!)
🎵 Never thought I would hope
to see Texas turn blue
(Oh!)
🎵 But when all is said
and all is done,
Democrats have beliefs;
Trump has none
(Oooooohhh!)
BIDEN ADVISERS:
🎵 Well, I’ll be damned
Well, I’ll be damned
HARRIS:
🎵 Dubya’s on your side
BIDEN:
🎵 Well, folks, that’s a
Big F***in’ Deal!
BIDEN & HARRIS:
🎵 We’ll win in a landslide
TRUMP:
🎵 Congrats on your phony polls
This is fraud, and I’ll fight 🎵
BIDEN: Uh-huh. 🙄
TRUMP: I look forward to seeing you in court.
BIDEN: In court?
TRUMP: As we win with SCOTUS.
BIDEN: Ha ha, yeah, right!
BIDEN: You hear this guy? Man openly defies the rule of law, talking about ‘I’ll see you in court.’
TRUMP: It is crazy how I got to fill three Supreme Court seats, and you’ll have no vacancies.
BIDEN: Oh, you know what? We can change that! You know why?
TRUMP: Why?
BIDEN: Cuz I’m gonna be President.