Obama convenes poultry death panel, spares turkey

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In addition to the funny tweets posted below, here’s another take on today’s official turkey pardoning, from Doug Mataconis: “That must be the biggest Turkey to get a Presidential Pardon since Ford pardoned Nixon.” Heh.

Personally, I want to know whether that turkey was even born in this country. I bet he’s a foreigner, and thus constitutionally ineligible to be chosen as the official presidentially pardoned poultry. WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?!?!?

2 thoughts on “Obama convenes poultry death panel, spares turkey

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  2. David K.

    Turkeys ARE native to the new world, so if he is a foreigner atleast he’s from this hemisphere 🙂

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