Twitter: NBA camp is starting. Apparently the Miami Heat have some new players. Have there been any articles written about this?
Twitter: RT @brando_minich: I’m starting to think of our political class as rich, out of touch Roman Senate. And we all know how that ended. | #PANIC
Twitter: .@Quakeprediction says major earthquake in SoCal, next 80 hours. #PANIC!!!! Er, except nobody has ever shown ability to predict earthquakes.
Twitter: .@Twitbird can read tweets aloud, which is an awesome idea. But its pronunciation is terrible, and it doesn’t say the name of the tweeter.
Twitter: The dying newspaper/publishing industries should adopt Rabbit’s song from Pooh’s Grand Adventure. “In the printed word is where truth lies!”
Twitter: RT @espn4d: My man! RT @TimBrando BCS Apologists: Boise St. And TCU not going away. There all season to bring angst, anger, and bitterness to the BCS!
Twitter: RT @iowahawkblog: #ThingsILearnedFromTV 70% of US courtroom judges are African-American women who control things through sarcasm and a withering glare
Twitter: Loyette: “Daddy, I’m sad today.” Me: “Oh, no! Why are you sad?” Loyette, in the sweetest little voice u can imagine: “Because I missed you.”
Twitter: RT @HernandezTony: Dear California, quit acting like a bunch of little bitches. It’s hot. Big whoop. Sincerely, Arizona
Twitter: RT @iowahawkblog: #thingsIlearnedfromTV when 2+ people within a 10 mile radius get cancer, it was caused by a corporation.