Twitter: RT @fivethirtyeight: [new article] Chaos in Colorado http://bit.ly/bpohEL
Twitter: I am getting a robo-call from Bill Clinton (for Romanoff) RIGHT NOW. #bubba
Twitter: RT @onegreatseason: I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. What are your five best sports memories? http://tinyurl.com/27yz4m4
“@HuffingtonPost: National student loan debt surpasses credit card debt: http://huff.to/cvR413 via @HuffPostCollege” #noshit
Twitter: “Not God Bless Texas, God DAAAAMN Texas!” #betterreverendwright
Twitter: RT @News8Austin: President Obama flashes the Heisman pose and a gives a Hook ’em Horns sign. | VOTE PALIN 2012! #justkidding #ihatetexas
Twitter: RT @ezraklein: When exactly do Republicans think taxes stop raising money? Opinions differ: http://bit.ly/b6SfQD
Twitter: Obama Admin. discovers new revenue stream; fiscal crisis solved! RT @tommyxtopher: F**KING White House vending machine took $3.50 from me!
Twitter: RT @ndtex: function panic_mode() { while (true) { echo (“PANIC!”); } } while (true) { panic_mode (); } #CurrentStatusInPHP #YesImANerd
Twitter: Lieberman for sure. Gotta be high to come up with “Joementum.” RT @jmartpolitico: How many senators familiar with basic mechanics of a bong?