Twitter: I’m fairly certain @MileHighBecky laced her rice-krispy treats with cocaine, judging by how addictive they are.
Twitter: RT @BreakingNews: Boston’s David Ortiz wins his first MLB Home Run Derby title; Florida’s Hanley Ramirez is second – NBC Sports http://bit.ly/cieB18
Twitter: RT @fmanjoo: Methane bubble “doomsday” story debunked http://bit.ly/cTWJoi | Dammit, and I hadn’t even had a chance to fully #PANIC yet.
Twitter: NCAA’s hybrid 68-team tourney model “feels like a test case for a move to a 72-team event,” writes @aglock: http://bit.ly/dx8x7T.
Twitter: Becky’s on Twitter. #PANIC RT @MileHighBecky: My cat licked the food I made for dinner. 20 min later, she barfed on my carpet. #bestchefever
Twitter: RT @cnnbrk: BP appears to have placed a new containment cap on well in Gulf; tests still needed to determine effectiveness http://on.cnn.com/d9bX7Y
Twitter: #PANIC RT @markos: The inability of small businesses to get credit from banks is a HUGE problem. http://is.gd/dpDV1
Twitter: RT @Joey_Kaufman: Rumored that #USC president-elect Max Nikias is meeting with boosters, asking for their thoughts on Garrett. May be moving toward a buyout?
Twitter: CNN Breaking News — Six killed, four wounded in workplace shooting in Albuquerque, New Mexico, police say.
Twitter: RT @Ivan_Maisel: Why USC really wants to beat Stanford. Really, really, really. http://es.pn/drOfW9