Twitter: RT @whelliston: Dad, just now: “Father’s Day should be the day when fathers thank their children for being wonderful. There’s no Children’s Day.” #awww
Twitter: RT @EricStangel: PGA: Graeme McDowell wins US Open. He’ll be remembered alongside previous champions like whoever the hell won last year
Twitter: CNN Breaking News — Northern Ireland’s Graeme McDowell wins the U.S. Open.
Twitter: CNN Breaking News — Former NBA star Manute Bol has died at age 47, a Virginia hospital spokeswoman said Saturday.
Twitter: Breaking News From 2004 (at least it should’ve been): Making progress rebuilding at One World Trade Center http://bit.ly/9hdU7F
Twitter: RT @hotdogsladies: What doesn’t kill us makes us tediously regurgitate the one sentence of Nietzsche we could be bothered to read.
Twitter: Loyette, this morning, as I was giving Becky a kiss before going to work: “Daddy, Daddy!! You forgot to give ME a kiss!!”
Twitter: RT @BreakingNews: Chicagoans dodge flying glass as storm rips windows from 110-story tower, knocks out electricity for thousands http://bit.ly/9R6m8v
Twitter: RT @MaliRef: Hey Jim Joyce, you’re welcome. Glad I could take the heat off you for a little while. #KomanCoulibaly
Twitter: RT @MaliRef: Don’t blame me #USA, it was the Vuvuzelas. They distracted me. #KomanCoulibaly