Twitter: Clearly, the Upper Troposphere is descending on the Midwest. Only Jake Gyllenhaal and Dennis Quaid can save us!
Twitter: Derek Dooley compares struggling Tennessee Vols to German Army in WWII: http://bit.ly/aqV6FP. #theSECitsaWAR!!! #tooeasy
Twitter: RT @NorahODonnell: Half of NV will have voted early by end of week, per GOP source. | Oh, the enthusiasm for Giant Douche v. Turd Sandwich!
Twitter: RT @breakingweather: A magnitude 7.7 earthquake struck near Indonesia Monday, generating a small tsunami that smashed coastal villages. http://bit.ly/9ccf5C
Twitter: RT @mpoppel: BREAKING — Indonesian officials confirm at least 43 dead, 350 missing after tsunamis. | #tweetsfrom2004? Sadly, no.
Twitter: Democrats Deny Existence Of Human-Mouse Hybrid Monsters http://bit.ly/cVVp1E #PANIC
Twitter: Democrats Deny Existence Of Human-Mouse Hybrid Monsters http://bit.ly/cVVp1E #PANIC
Twitter: RT @TechCrunch: Goodbye, MacBook Pro. The New MacBook Air Is That Good. http://tcrn.ch/aWvHbe by @parislemon
Twitter: RT @CBSNews: Sesame Street producers deny Bert and Ernie’s homosexuality: http://bit.ly/cYVFfZ | We’re attributing sexuality to puppets now?
Twitter: RT @nytimes: Divide on U.S. Deficit Likely to Grow After Election http://nyti.ms/cosHww