Twitter: RT @REUTERSFLASH: Witness says power failure on South Korean island hit by shells; Residents evacuated to bunkers
Twitter: #PANIC! RT @BreakingNews: Update: S. Korea reports it has returned fire after shelling from North – http://reut.rs/hGnsdU
Twitter: BREAKING: Karl Benson holds another teleconference, says the WAC isn’t falling apart, you’re just holding it wrong.
Twitter: Announcing Karl Benson’s Holiday Gift Drive: Donate your unused, unwanted FBS or FCS football teams in the WAC bin at your local Kroger.
Twitter: “Hey #DU, it’s Karl Benson. How do you feel about starting a football team? Division 1-A in two years? Call me!”
Twitter: BREAKING: Karl Benson will pay Cam Newton’s father $200,000 if he can somehow deliver the WAC an eighth football member.
Twitter: BREAKING: Karl Benson has invited the MLS champion Colorado Rapids to be the WAC’s eighth football member.
Twitter: RT @jadaily: I really don’t see any hope for the WAC. One wonders what will become of its westernmost schools (besides Hawaii).
Twitter: BREAKING: Karl Benson has invited Bristol Palin to join the WAC.
Twitter: On the bright side, the free #DU #WAC t-shirt I got at conf switch announcement may be a collector’s item. “There won’t *be* a WAC, Pippin.”