The Living Room Times

IN Nevada, with 65% of the vote in, it’s Giant Douche (D) 51.2%, Turd Sandwich (R) 44.0%, None of These Candidates 2.0%.

CNN is just stretching these projections out for no reasons, so they can make a new one every few minutes. Jan Brewer? Yeah, SHOCKER.

CNN projects Governor Moonbeam is BACK, BABY!

RT @fmanjoo: Meg Whitman spent $141 million to lose. That’s insane. I can’t even make a joke about it. It’s straight-up nutso.

RT @politicalmath: CA says: “Screw you, teabaggers! Also, can we have $14 billion to pay for our s**t?”

BREAKING NEWS FROM SEVERAL HOURS AGO! RT @BreakingNewsTDC: BREAKING NEWS: Republicans To Win Control Of House

CNN Breaking News — Democrats retain control of the U.S. Senate despite Republican gains, CNN projects.

RT @politicalmath: Now the decision… how late to stay up watching CO, NV, CA? Should I stay up for AK?

Maes at 9.9%, with no El Paso County results. I think the GOP survives as a major party in Colorado. #sigh #ColoradoGOPclusterf__k2010FAIL

“CNN projects that Democrats will, in fact, retain control of the United States Senate.” I projected that the instant WV-SEN was called.