CotW: In Which Tim Worries About an Inconsequential Candy Bar or Two

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We’re gonna slow it down and go a little old school this week. This is the sort of thing Complaint of the Week was when it started. I’d take a piece of current culture, way overvalue it, and weep for the end of civilization. Today you might know it as the Glenn Beck approach.

HOOO-AH!!!

Ahem…anyway.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: a popular candy bar is concerned that its market share is slipping and wants to innovate its product to ensure that no further erosion take place. Their solution: make it like an energy drink!

Wait…that can’t be—

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