Effing military planes! You wake my napping kids and I will shake my fist in futile rage. #howtomakemeapacifist101
Dinner tonight: vegetarian enchiladas and watermelon. #yum
#1 is singing God Bless America. “from the mountains, to the fairies, to the oceans white with foam.” #awwww
Dear hail, you hit my apples, I break your face. Love becky
#1 just came over to me, poked my chest and said, “you have one, two, three boobies mommy!” #geniuskids
Contemplated playing hooky with Brendan today. Then, contemplated cost of drop-in care for two kids. He’s at work.
Dear GMAC, I have the same effing hazard insurance I had when I bought the effing house 5 years ago. Check your records. #iblameObama
At Belleview Park waiting for the train to start running. 4 pregnant women here. #denverisfertile
Asked brendan to make popcorn and he just held up a bottle of balsamic vinegar and asked me if it was oil. #hewouldstarvewithoutme
Four loads of laundry folded and put away! #momversusnever endinglaundrypile