Twitter: RT @SI_CoryMC: So North Texas doesn’t want in and Hawaii wants out. How can WAC continue to be viable league? Here’s an idea: C-USA merger.
Twitter: A day may come when the WAC fails, when we forsake our friends & break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day! Actually, yes it is.
Twitter: BREAKING: Karl Benson holds another teleconference, says the WAC isn’t falling apart, you’re just holding it wrong.
Twitter: Announcing Karl Benson’s Holiday Gift Drive: Donate your unused, unwanted FBS or FCS football teams in the WAC bin at your local Kroger.
Twitter: “Hey #DU, it’s Karl Benson. How do you feel about starting a football team? Division 1-A in two years? Call me!”
Twitter: BREAKING: Karl Benson will pay Cam Newton’s father $200,000 if he can somehow deliver the WAC an eighth football member.
Twitter: BREAKING: Karl Benson has invited the MLS champion Colorado Rapids to be the WAC’s eighth football member.
Twitter: BREAKING: Karl Benson has invited Bristol Palin to join the WAC.
Twitter: On the bright side, the free #DU #WAC t-shirt I got at conf switch announcement may be a collector’s item. “There won’t *be* a WAC, Pippin.”
Twitter: #DU joined a zombie conference. It’s over. #WACPANIC RT @murphsturph: N. Texas says it’s not interested in joining WAC: http://bit.ly/hnXrHN