Twitter: All hands, abandon ship! RT @rstevens: You know you’re a Trekkie when you both refer to a pregnancy scare as a Warp Core Containment Breach.
Twitter: Carmelo leaving Denver? #PANIC http://nyti.ms/bkMsfE
Twitter: Drudge is linking to InfoWars now? Really?!? #unhinged #wingnut
Twitter: RT @jesusdiaz: Anyone wants to see a 60-foot-tall blowjob? They are filming an IMAX 3D porn movie: http://gizmo.do/aGnoCE Yes, #IMAX!
Twitter: Just completed a 3.01 mi run – #OMG. http://rnkpr.com/a8rrm3 #RunKeeper
Twitter: RT @LisaHorne: That was for the Giants’ D RT @LATimesfarmer Alarm going off at Jets stadium. Fire emergency, asking us to evacuate. Bizarre.
Twitter: Haboob! http://twitpic.com/2fg7vk
Twitter: BRASS BONANZA FOREVER #karmanossux RT @SportsCenter: A large pod of #Whalers and their fans sighted in Hartford. http://es.pn/dhwvpg
Twitter: Left or Right, whatever our disagreements on any given issue, I think we can all agree that Harry Reid is a giant douchebag. Am I right?
Twitter: To be clear: Mosque-gate (and the response thereto) does raise some important issues. Still, if it wasn’t August, would it be a nat’l story?