Twitter: “Hey #DU, it’s Karl Benson. How do you feel about starting a football team? Division 1-A in two years? Call me!”
Twitter: BREAKING: Karl Benson will pay Cam Newton’s father $200,000 if he can somehow deliver the WAC an eighth football member.
Twitter: BREAKING: Karl Benson has invited the MLS champion Colorado Rapids to be the WAC’s eighth football member.
Twitter: RT @jadaily: I really don’t see any hope for the WAC. One wonders what will become of its westernmost schools (besides Hawaii).
Twitter: BREAKING: Karl Benson has invited Bristol Palin to join the WAC.
Twitter: On the bright side, the free #DU #WAC t-shirt I got at conf switch announcement may be a collector’s item. “There won’t *be* a WAC, Pippin.”
Twitter: #DU joined a zombie conference. It’s over. #WACPANIC RT @murphsturph: N. Texas says it’s not interested in joining WAC: http://bit.ly/hnXrHN
Twitter: RT @jadaily: @brendanloy UNT must have realized that #itsaTRAP!!!!!!!
Twitter: #WACPANIC!!! RT @jadaily: AP sports wire says North Texas has turned down WAC invitation, as per interview in Denton Record-Chronicle. | #DU
Twitter: RT @thefictiondesk: I’ve invented a new social networking app called ‘Table’. Basically, people sit round it and talk. Sometimes there’s beer.