Twitter: Heh. RT @funnyoneliners: There is no love greater than the love of a parent for their child’s bedtime. RT @k2bf
Twitter: RT @BreakingNews: New ‘Harry Potter and Forbidden Journey’ roller coaster stuck at Universal Orlando; rescue under way http://bit.ly/aXJ0uC
Twitter: #PANIC!! RT @JimCantore: Strong supercell in NJ with TORNADO WARNING heading towards NYC!
Twitter: #PANIC! RT @BreakingTweets: North Korea threatening nuclear attack in response to US-South Korean military exercises: http://bit.ly/9O7GzH
Twitter: #PANIC RT @BreakingNews: FDIC update: 6th bank of day seized, this one in Las Vegas; year-to-date failures total 102 http://bit.ly/dcNsRF
Twitter: I’m all for preparedness, but… declaring a state of emergency for a tropical depression with little prospect of strengthening? #cryingwolf
Twitter: Apple begins iPhone 4 case program; iLounge reviews the available cases: http://bit.ly/dBKGuz. I ordered the clear InCase Snap Case.
Twitter: New York State to kill 170,000 Canada Geese because, hey, why not? http://nyti.ms/dkTeTq #BlameCanadaGeese
Twitter: White House predicts record $1.47 trillion deficit: http://yhoo.it/a2ijsy #blameobama #blamebush #blamereagan #blamecanada #PANIC
Twitter: Update: Colorado GOP is not looking at lawsuit in Tancredo ballot threat, after all. Says party lawyer “misspoke.” Heh. http://bit.ly/bZzFDv