Twitter: RT @denverpost: FLASH: Rockies expected to ink Tulowitzki to 7-year, $130M deal; sign De La Rosa to 2-3 year contract: http://dpo.st/i5pPCg
Twitter: LOL RT @DanGreenspan: San Francisco leads Arizona in a battle for the Big East title and a BCS bowl berth.
Twitter: Got cornered by random preacher guy at Wal-Mart, talking about the Bible, the End Times and World War III. #PANIC http://twitpic.com/3bi40f
Twitter: North Korea shells Seoul Apple Store in jealous rage. #iPaditsaWAR RT @YonhapNews: Apple iPad makes its debut in S. Korea http://j.mp/gR6NEW
Twitter: #MNFitsaWAR RT @BarrettSallee: 49ers vs. Cardinals? Monday Night Football fail.
Twitter: BREAKING: DU Bally has returned from his Excellent Airport Adventure. No indication that the TSA touched my ballz. http://twitpic.com/3bh8gt
Twitter: RT @slmandel: Love or hate Boise State, the Kyle Brotzman Facebook page is really amazing (20,000+ fans since Friday). http://on.fb.me/hdDiXs
Twitter: Karl Benson’s schadenfreude: “not a whole lot of upward movement has been made by” Boise, Fresno and Nevada – http://es.pn/f71IXQ. Indeed.
Twitter: “TCU and the Big East are kind of like a pair of teenagers who decide to get married after an unplanned pregnancy.” http://es.pn/gl8uN0
Twitter: RT @pourmecoffee: O, foul BCS / How does your dark heart still beat? / What keeps you alive? #haiku #beer