Twitter: #PANIC!! RT @Drudge_Report: PAPER: FAILURE OF SUMMIT WOULD HERALD GLOBAL CATASTROPHE… http://drudge.tw/dCAHyB
Twitter: Earl now a Cat. 4; Fiona has formed. Meanwhile I’m temporarily barely able to look at computer screen, for ophthalmological reasons. #PANIC
Twitter: RT @badbanana: Stupid healthcare system. Just got stitches on my forehead and the doctor refused to give me a Harry Potter scar.
Twitter: RT @wxchannel: Incredible view from space of Hurricane #Earl. http://twitpic.com/2jpnfa via @Astro_Wheels
Twitter: RT @Planalytics: West Pacific is crazy right now, with three TCs all interacting with each other (TS Lionrock, TY Kompasu, TS Namethus)
Twitter: I predict consumer spending, having #unexpectedly increased in July, will #unexpectedly decrease in August, causing #PANIC. @MelissaTweets
Twitter: Why did consumer spending increase in July? Didn’t consumers get the memo that they’re supposed to #PANIC?
Twitter: One last thing: there’s a bowl spot reserved for the NINTH-place SEC team?!? (Really #10, since the SEC always gets 2 BCS spots.) #itsaWAR
Twitter: Thank God there’s no college football playoff, so we can preserve the sacred tradition of the Kraft Hunger Bowl on January 9. @slmandel
Twitter: I’m still waiting for the bad economy and deflating #sportsbubble to start *reducing* the number of bowls. #wedontneed35bowls #ugh @slmandel