Twitter: Apparently somebody got married today in upstate New York, or something. #chelseaocolypse
Twitter: RT @HurricaneAlerts: Pakistan monsoon floods kill at least 800 in deadliest weather disaster of 2010 http://bit.ly/depwGI
Twitter: Oh, that’ll go over well. #idiots RT @Drudge_Siren: Immigration Protesters Run Onto Baseball Field With Mexican Flags… http://plu.gd/9Sk
Twitter: #PANIC!!! RT @Drudge_Siren: 5-Foot Sand Shark Forces Closure of Snooki’s Beach… http://plu.gd/9Sm
Twitter: RT @LarrySessions: Mars not as big as Full Moon. Not 2010. Never! http://bit.ly/bnXJRb | This nonsense appears in email chains every summer.
Twitter: RT @InsideUSC: Reggie Bush unhappy USC is distancing itself from him: http://bit.ly/anlfjH. | Yeah well I’m unhappy he blew up our program.
Twitter: Got an email from BabyCenter titled “Your 2-Year-Old: The Power of “‘No’.” Could double as analysis of GOP policy platform. #whoneedsideas
Twitter: I believe it is physically impossible to #PANIC, or be upset about anything, while listening to “Jack and Diane.” #holdonto16aslongasyoucan
Twitter: RT @Sean_Callahan: @brendanloy I believe they [Nebraska’s Suh-donated iPads] are permanently put inside of each locker.
Twitter: .@Sean_Callahan Do the players get individual iPads for personal use? If so, is that an “extra benefit” for NCAA violation purposes?